Mr. Smith: You know what I would do if I was a billionaire? You know what I would do? I would buy up all the Hostess recipes and designs and move everything to California and open up my own Hostess factory and make millions. Because Americans love Hostess and they love to eat junk food and they love Hostess junk food above all others.
Meanwhile, Grand Master H wanders into the room and lobs this one from the sidelines,
“I like tacos.”
And then he leaves.
So much for the grand plans of a certain Mr. Smith.