Grand Master H calls it Monopuly. Because he garbalizes certain most things. Also because right now he does not possess front teeth.
Grand Master H and Mr. Smith have been playing Monopuly on the iPad. Very very loud contentious games on the iPad. Turns out Grand Master H has a MAJOR problem with losing.
H: You have fallen into my trap of WEALTHY!
Mr. Smith: I am ruined.
H: I have sent probes into you. BECAUSE I AM RICH ENOUGH TO BUY PROBES!!!
H: Car [his chosen game piece], will you please not betray me?