I am not even going to get into the level of body dysmorphic syndrome that this woman has going.
Yes, she obviously has issues. Yes, she should probably lose custody of her daughter for any number of reasons. This, however, made me laugh out loud.
Maybe it is because her toasty level of bronzeness reminds me of my delightful mother-in-law. Or a worn out pair of shoes I had in high school. Yeah, definitely one of those.