The Other Woman

Mr. Smith got a new spiffy iPhone 4S.

Apparently the “S” stands for Siri.

She is the new woman in Mr. Smith’s life.

 

 

 

I am ashamed to admit that I am jealous.

That bitch.

She is witty and informed.

Well, not all that well-informed, but enough to get by.

 

All I can hope is that this doesn’t go very far.

If he starts arguing with her in Trader Joe’s, we may end up in counseling.

 

 

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