Yes, Southern California is a freaky ass place to live.
People FREAK OUT when it rains. They have very few original body parts. They are shallow.
And, yes, we get our Christmas trees delivered by elves.
The rest of y’all are just doin’ in wrong.
Of course, the elf takes the form of a slightly goth suburban emo kid, but hey,
at least the little brat has a job.