Grand Master H: Mommy, can I have a snack?
Me: Sure, what would you like?
H: Cinnamon Toast.
H: But, without the cinnamon.
Me: Okay. So you just want toast with butter on it?
Me: So you want toast with nothing on it.
H: Yes, only not hot.
Me: Wait, so you want toast, but not toasted? So you want just plain bread?
H: Right, that’s what I said. What’s wrong with you, Mommy?