Bitter Man and Bitter Girl

Master H has told me all the following things today:

1) He is a superhero named Bitter Man.

2) His sidekick is named Bitter Girl.

3) He apparently is faster than a speeding fireball. I am not exactly sure what that means, but it is extremely dramatic, and the drama increases with each telling.

4) He told me that he wanted to have his sister for his wife when he grows up. Obviously we will be discussing this further.

5) He told me his wife will, “Only be allowed to play with me AND she has to do WHATEVER I say!”

Perhaps I should start a PayPal kitty to pay for the kid’s therapy. He’s just not right.

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